Monday confessional: the riding mower

Once upon a time, last Tuesday to be exact, I decided to do something totally out of the norm, and surprise my husband by mowing our property while he was at work.

Now, this doesn't sound like a big deal, but let me lay out a few facts first:

1. Our lawn is the size of Kansas. Roughly.
2. It hadn't been mown in a month because of a damaged tire on our riding mower and Russ being crazy busy with summer league and play structures, so it was basically a hay field. A hay field the size of Kansas.
3. we had finally bought a new tire ($70 freakin' bucks!) and arranged for our high-school-aged nephew to come mow for us (because Russ's summer league never ever ends), but because of the length of the hay grass, our nephew was going to have to mow twice, going really slow the first time and bagging it the second time, so we knew it would probably take him two days and cost us a pretty penny.

Which all led to my very magnanimous decision to spend a day doing the first mowing, saving us some money and our nephew a day of labor. (And hopefully garnering love and adoration from my soon-to-be-thrilled husband.)

I started bright and early and things went well the first couple of hours.

Then this happened:

So I accidentally broke our gutter drain pipe... a small price to pay for a day of free labor, in my opinion. I honestly didn't even feel that bad. I just kept on mowing. And mowing and mowing, and mowing and mowing some more. Until it looked like this...

Which I am sad to announce was about half way done. At this point I ran out of gas and could have just called it a day (because it had literally been a day). But no, wanting to power on and impress my husband to no end, I found an empty gas can and drove to the gas station to fill it, rushing to get back before Russ arrived home from work.

The real trouble started when I came back and tried to locate the gas tank. You'd think it wouldn't be that difficult. But the heck if I could find it! Finally I lifted the whole top up, found one single cap that could be removed, and pulled out the stick inside - which looked dubiously like an oil stick but clearly stated "FUEL" right on it.
Okay then! In went the handy funnel I found in the shop, followed by the gasoline... until blue fumes started to rise out and I was immediately filled with doubt and regret.

So I took this picture and sent it to my husband with the caption: "Is this NOT where the gas goes in the mower?"

And 1.2 seconds later my phone rang.

Russ: "please tell me you didn't just put gas in there!"
Me: guilty pause
Russ: "PLEEAASE tell me you didn't just put gas in there!"
Me: "I miiiight have put just a little bit in."

SURPRISE, HONEY!

Turns out the gas tank lid is hidden under the seat, which lifts up (pure trickery). That would be the oil tank I just poured gas into, and when Russ wiped the oil stick I could clearly see that it read "FULL", not fuel. And I now know how to drain the oil from our mower, in case you are interested, because that's what I watched Russ do next, who, by the way, was extremely gracious and forgiving and even went so far as to say it was helpful that this happened because he needed to change the oil anyway.

(INSERT HUSBAND AWARD HERE.)

This was of course after he shook his head in disbelief at my idiocy.

Not my proudest moment.

But guess who still got credit for mowing in the first place? And was praised and admired for her fine work and hours of sacrifice, not just by her husband but by her grateful nephew who came the next day to finish?

Mission accomplished :)

Four on Friday - short stories with Jodi

(Because "Friday photo dump" sounded boring today.)

1. I spent something upwards of six hours outside doing yard work on Wednesday, with the help of my master-gardener mother, and all that labor was soooo rewarding! I didn't take many pictures yet because I still have to put down bark dust and pick up a few annuals, but trust me, things are looking much better around here, and I think we are finally recovered from SHEEPGATE 2013.

2. During the above mentioned gardening day, I spent a good 45 minutes removing a giant blackberry bush that had grown up in the middle of a photinia hedge lining our driveway and as you can see, I bear the scars from that awful battle. Blackberry bush: zero. Jodi: also zero.

3. Mum and I went grocery shopping last night (something I like to do in the summers so the kids can stay home with Russ) and as always, we had more fun than any two people should have grocery shopping together.
Quote of the night: Mum, after I asked if she wanted a coffee at the drive-thru, "No thanks, I just brushed my teeth. Well... I had a mint."
Compliment of the night: Random stranger in Winco to Mum, "Don't you look great for thirty-five! Oh, I hope that wasn't too awkward!"

4. Sometimes I just tell everyone to go clean their rooms. Sometimes I announce,"10 minute power clean... everyone, GO!" And sometimes I actually come up with a game plan, as seen above, and enlist everyone to work together, one room at a time. Gooooo, teamwork! Today's reward for an excellent job well done is a family swim at the local pool followed by a Sister Act 1 & 2 movie marathon tonight. (Plus, a clean house for the weekend, which is all the reward I need ;)

Hip Hooray for Friday!

The Misadventures of Russell and Jodi - Vol I, Episode 37

Russell and I have this thing about traveling. Some may call it a curse. Some may call it bad luck. Some may call it plain uncanny, the number of times we've broken down, got flat tires, blown tires, had alternators go out, had a transmission go out, been stranded without cell reception, etc. etc. while leaving or coming home from a vacation.

(Russell and I are going with curse. Definitely a curse.)

And so I give you the latest episode: "Russell and Jodi travel to the coast for a little getaway"

Friday June 20th
1:00 pm - leave house at the exact time scheduled... an absolute miracle
1:30 pm - all kids dropped off with respective relatives they are staying with, really leave
1:45 pm - after stopping for coffees, really, really leave
1:50 pm - aaaand we stop. For a yard sale :)
2:50 pm - stop in Salem (an hour from home and 1.5 hours from our destination) for a late lunch at Red Robin
3:45 pm - head to South Salem to see Million Dollar Arm at the movie theaters
4:00 pm - pass theater entrance road 3 times before finding it
4:05 pm - while locking Russ's bag in trunk (due to dubious theater location), discover that Jodi's bag is not in car at all
4:06 pm - brief marital spat over bags absence
4:07 pm - spat over, fault accepted by rightful owner, Jodi graciously forgives Russell
4:10 pm - decide to forge ahead and watch film, and laugh and smile and cry our eyes out. EXCELLENT movie!
6:30 pm - head to Target & Plato's Closet to buy Jodi necessary replacement items for getaway; including toiletries, makeup, sleepwear, and an outfit for Saturday
8:00 pm - leave Salem for Newport, Oregon, a mere 7 HOURS after we left our house.

And from there on out things actually went swimmingly. Very swimmingly :)

the most amazing Irish Pub we ate dinner at in Newport. Russ is already discussing a trip back just for dinner.

my Target/Plato's Closet purchases to avoid a two hour delay if we went back for my bag.
this was Russ's idea and ended up being a pretty fun part of the trip :) (not pictured: sleepwear & clean underwear)

good morning, Newport!

morning coffee on our balcony at the Hallmark Resort. We stayed in the king spa suite and it was abso-freaking amazing.

a late brunch at Cafe Stephanie in Nye Beach

 

Before finally heading for home at 8:30 pm Saturday night, we managed to wander Newport, shop at the outlets in Lincoln City, eat banana pancakes at Sambo's, stroll on the beach and sit and people watch, search town for a pair of orange Toms (an unsuccessful venture) and watch a second movie; Edge of Tomorrow (another great movie we really enjoyed), even though we didn't leave our hotel room till noon.

Mini-getaways are the bomb. Here's to another successful "misadventure"! 

What My children have done so far this summer

You know those cool families who make fun summer to-do lists?

We are not that family. 

Sure, we have some fun trips planned: Pacific City beach weekend, Sunriver vacation, camping in Florence, and family camp at Foster Lake. But beyond that, I basically like to keep my kids' expectations really low so that a spontaneous trip to the park becomes an exciting adventure.

(And so I don't feel pressure to go, go, go, which is the opposite of summer fun in my books.)

(And aaaallso maybe because I'm trying to avoid commitment?)

ANYWAY.

We are now two weeks into our summer vacation and this is what my kids have been up to so far:

- rented a movie
- rented video games
- visited the library
- gone overnight backpacking with Grandma

- seen a movie at the theaters

- jumped on the trampoline 20+ times a day, every single day
- made flower headbands

- consumed an unhealthy number of snowies (shaved ice) from Cowboy Coffee
- slept over at a friends
- had friends sleep over
- had their hair cut into mohawks while their unsuspecting mother was taking a nap

- gone swimming

- played summer league basketball (Kendall)

- attended basketball camp (Cooper)

- babysat (Kendall)
- played at the park
- played with cousins
- figured out how to ripstik

- and re-learned how to ride a bike

- taught themselves how to play The Office and Downton Abbey theme songs on the piano (Kendall - much to Mom's delight)

- experimented with hairstyles on Mom (also Kendall)

- learned how to deep clean the bathroom
- deep-cleaned their bedrooms
- gone to the dentist
- been sentenced to play in separate rooms for not getting along
- been sentenced to silence for arguing
- been sentenced to sit on their beds for not obeying instructions
- been sentenced to extra chores for not doing their regular chores completely
- been sentenced to bed early for not getting along. AGAIN.
(Just so you can see it's not all fun and games around here...)

- Aaaannnddd... spent a lot of lazy mornings on the couch :)

^^that would be a giant teddy bear rump you see in the foreground^^

I guess we've filled up our time okay, summer list or not.

Onwards, summer!

Monday Confessional: you may want to ignore my kind offers

About a month ago I offered to pick up a prenatal prescription in town for my sister since I was headed there for doctor appointments for my sons. We both have Kaiser insurance and can only use Kaiser pharmacies (the closest one being 35 minutes away), so Kelly was happy to take me up on my offer.

Which I unfortunately forgot. Even though I ended up having to pick up a prescription for one of my boys and so was physically at the pharmacy and everything.

Super embarrassing. I was so mortified I drove all the way back into town that evening to get it.

Fast forward to last Thursday. I'm in town grocery shopping and am headed to Costco, where once again I have offered to pick something up for my sister while I'm there; pictures for Father's Day. Kelly, who wised up after the Kaiser debacle, even sent me a text message reminder.

So I'm about to arrive at Costco when Kelly calls. Her prenatal doctor just called her and she needs another prescription, and since Kaiser is only 1/2 mile from Costco, would I be soooo kind as to pick it up for her again?

Yes, yes I can do that. My sister is pregnant and working and I am neither so I'm happy to help.

And I actually do it this time! Driving straight there and everything.  

But then I go to Costco and forget the pictures.

SISTER FAIL.

(Actually, MEMORY FAIL)

Sometimes it's embarrassing being me.

Fifteen

first glance

Fifteen years means 5,475 days of hearing, "I love you". 

It means a home built together and three children who are priceless gifts. 

It means happiness and security, intimacy and respect. 

Fifteen years means no regrets, no hidden secrets, no brick walls. 

Fifteen years means something.

Happy fifteenth, my husband, my love.

Monday Confessional: one lace dress

Sooooooo... this one time, a long time ago (in February maybe?), I was sent this beautiful dress from eShakti and I fell in love with it. I tried it on immediately, snapped these two shots with my cell phone to send to my sister, and decided it was just a tad bit snug, but would work perfectly for Easter if I could just manage to lose 5-7 pounds or so.

I had a good two months to go, no problem right?

HA.

Easter morning came and that beautiful dress still fit as snugly as before. DANG IT ALL.

And honestly, I'm still working on it. And the bummer thing is the whole point of being sent a free dress is showing it here in case someone else might want to purchase it, and it's not even available any more! SAD DAYS.

But oh, are there ever some pretty dresses to pick from. eShakti specializes in customized clothing, which means every single item on their site can be made longer or shorter, with sleeves added, lengthened or removed, and the neckline changed. No extra charge. Pretty cool.

Here are my faves:

The Blouson knit dress

I think this would look so cute with a long pendant necklace and strappy sandals and be perfect for a casual day of errands or shopping.

Cotton crinkle cutout dress

Also cute with a long gold necklace and sandals (or turquoise!) I would wear it with skinny jeans and wedges too.

Striped poplin dress

Now if this dress doesn't scream "Jodi", I don't know what does. I want it.

Waverley dress

Just beautiful. Would look pretty with gold accessories and sandals or nude heels and would be perfect to wear to a summer wedding.

So there you have it, my non-review review. Of sorts.

I swear I'm going to wear that dress though! And when I do, I'll be taking better pictures of it.

Late night Friday photo dump

Scenes from the cell phone: supersized edition because I haven't done one in a while!

(okay perhaps I just missed one week, feels like a while though!)

Kendall looking grown up (too grown up!) and beautiful at a wedding we attended two weeks ago.

More peonies because JUST LOOK AT THEM!

Updating the kids' bathroom after stopping at Walmart for graduation cards and walking past this set.

Obviously I could not just leave them there on the shelf... they are perfect!

Sometimes... I cook real meals on the weekends. 

CCS field day was dubbed the Hawaiian olympics this year. Superfun day for all the kids!

(And the moms who help ;)

Jumping on the coconut oil bandwagon and using it to cook with instead of olive oil. Not too shabby!

One of my favorite easy lunches - avocado on toast. (It was a food picture-taking kind of week.)

Blake's last day of school was last Thursday but my older two got out yesterday so now it's official!

SUMMER BREAK IS HERE!!!

Taking stock

Making: healthy meals this week after an over-indulgent grad party hoppin' weekend. (Also bbq pulled pork because we can't all be healthy ALL the time...)
Cooking: summer veggies. 
Drinking: water, but never enough. Honestly, if it were a graded activity I would flunk every single day. 
Reading: The One Year Mother Daughter Devo with Kendall this year.
Wanting: some orange Toms. Someday!

Looking: forward to the beginning of summer break in T minus just a few more hours!
Playing: Hay Day.
Wasting: time on Hay Day.
Sewing: nothing beyond small hole repairs and buttons because that's a job for my mother ;)
Wishing: I was a gifted interior designer. Or more practically, just passably good at decorating my own house.
Enjoying: the new season of So You Think You Can Dance!
Waiting: for Blake to notice that the M&M's he left out have mysteriously disappeared. 
Liking: my job. Super flexible and low-key and very part time... it's perfect for me.
Wondering: why do my people continue to take their socks off inside out when they KNOW I'm just going to make them come fix them before I will wash them? WHY?!
Loving: the daily emails my Grandma in New Zealand sends to all our family (now spread out in NZ, Australia, Samoa, and Oregon) to keep us all in touch and a part of my grandparents lives. My Grandma has been doing this for YEARS and YEARS and I think it's made the hugest difference in keeping our spread-apart family close.  
Hoping: to finish our deck this month. And to buy a new pool!
Marveling: at the mess the people in my house can make after such a short amount of time when it was just so clean and tidy. Amazing. 
Needing: to weed my flower beds. They are looking pretty abandoned and I feel guilty every time I look at them... and then choose to procrastinate a little longer!
Smelling: ALL the smells that no one else in my house can. Why do mothers' noses work like bloodhounds?
Wearing: workout clothes for comfort more than for exercise.
Following: zero politics. Blech.
Noticing: how tall my daughter is getting... so close to ME. Eeeep!
Knowing: how incredibly blessed we are and how good God is to us.
Thinking: about an iced white mocha... and how delightful it sounds right now. 
Feeling: excited for my sister and brother-in-law who are looking at purchasing some property really close to us! 
Bookmarking: The Office Time Machine. Solid gold, right there. (Raise your hand if you now want to watch the entire series all over again.)
Opening: instagram all day long because it's my favorite.
Giggling: at my husband's text messages to me throughout the day. He's fun ALWAYS.
Feeling: content and loved. 


(Thanks to Sydney for the list idea.)

The little graduate

Is there anything cuter than putting a cap and gown on a class of five and six year olds?! 

Blake and his cousin Hayden graduated kindergarten last Thursday night and it was the most adorable ceremony you ever did see.

I tried to get a picture of Blake walking in during the processional but I didn't have my flash on so it was too blurry. 

Not to worry... I got this great close up during the recessional as he walked out:

AWESOME.

Love, hugs, and gifts from Grandmas and Papas and Great grandparents too. 

And this was just the start of an insanely busy weekend. 

The next night we celebrated our niece Debby at her 8th grade promotion night.

Where my sister-in-law, Tricia, and I accidentally did this:

And yesterday was high school graduation day, where we managed to party hop to FIVE different grad parties! It was kinda crazy. 

At our last stop of the night: our friends' the Nofs.

You know a party's good when there's a dunk tank involved.

It was a really great weekend. 

Congrats, graduates!