^^Hey, cute husband!^^
me: so I found these cute boots on ebay...
Russ: buy em :)
me: You're lucky to have such a laid back wife, you know ;)
Russ: I would love to lie with my wife... that's what I just read, if you want me to hear anything else you'd better not use the words laid and wife in the same sentence :)
Russ: At the gas station. Do you care if I give a couple of tweaker (druggie) kids $10 for gas? Laid on my heart
me: of course not
me: thanks honey for saving me last night when I ran out of gas, you are the best!
Russ: no worries sugar momma ;)
Russ (at the Dr. office): they are going to do an xray for nemoanya
me: do you mean pneumonia? Coz that wasn't even close
Russ: thank you mrs. dictionary, some of us are sick here!
(After going over the budget with Russ before leaving for grocery shopping with my mother, and ending in a heated argument over my "methods" of documenting our spending, I basically stormed off with a "don't micromanage me because I WILL QUIT!" and then sent Mum a text, except I accidentally sent it to Russ...)
me: not quite ready to leave, can you give me an extra 15 minutes?
Russ, pretending to be mum: Let's just cancel for tonight. Instead of giving you an extra 15 minutes I think you should spend the entire day making love with your husband!
me: oh my gosh I would smile except I don't like you right now!
Russ: well since your evening plans have been cancelled you can learn to like me.
me: Ha!
(And just like that we were made up and off I went shopping where I happily bought myself some fun things along the way :)
Hi, Jodi! I'm a long time lurker, but I had to come out and say this made my morning. I have four kids...with the stomach flu. It is awful. I am on my fourth all-nighter cleaning Yuck and snuggling sickies. My husband came home from work last night and told me to call my friend and go have a girls night out dinner because I needed a break. It was wonderful, but only 12 hours later I find myself needing some encouragement to motor through today. This was too cute! Yay for fun marriage :) Thanks for a much needed smile!
ReplyDeleteYou are literally living my worst nightmare! I so feel your pain!! What a great hubby you have though, every mama needs a break - sick kids or not! Thanks for such a sweet comment and I pray your weekend is much, much better than your week has been!
DeleteI did have to chuckle, ..Russ's spelling is as funny as he is. Glad you saved all those to brighten all our days.
ReplyDeleteI have one word.......FUN! Thanks for sharing, and thanks for the laugh. :)
ReplyDeleteThis is fun! love it
ReplyDeleteYou know.... Ever since he saved those sheep he's had a special place in my heart.... Lucky sugar momma;)
ReplyDeleteCoolest example of a fun loving marriage relationship I've ever read!
ReplyDeleteP.S. They are ALL appropriate!
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