A Letter

Dear husband,

I very much appreciate that you lay out your clothes

in the living room at night

so that you won't wake me when you get up for work

at the crack of early each morning, 

but I'd like to request you don't lay them out quite so...

 

That way, when I walk out to the kitchen at 11:00 pm

without bothering to turn the lights on,

so that I can add something I just remembered we need

to the grocery list,

I won't see them out of the corner of my eye

as I walk back through the living room, 

AND SCREAM AND HAVE A HEART ATTACK.

Thank you for understanding honey,

Love me.

the chair man revealed.

P.S. I think you're cute for laying them out like this. 

BUT STOP.