- When your knee has enough dimples to make a smiley face all on it's own, nose included.
- When you bring a boy doggy over to hitch up with your very-in-heat-and-acting-like-a-hussy girl doggy and you discover he can't. quite. reach so you ask your husband to help you "assist" (I know, you're welcome for your gross-out moment of the day) but instead all your husband does is this:
For 15 minutes straight. Super helpful.
- Cousin sleepovers on the trampoline and everyone making it ALL NIGHT LONG!
- Girls who entertain themselves for hours by dressing up and putting on fashion shows.
Just like you used to do with your friends. Except you were 16 years old, not 10. Aaaand we're back to awkward...